I am not really a huge fan of exercising. I don’t mind it, but it’s not the first thing on my mind when I wake up in the morning. But realizing that exercise is essential to maintaining a healthy lifestyle, all I need is a little prodding (OK, sometimes a lot) to get into my exercise gear and head to the gym. But on days when I get off work late or when it’s raining and I don’t feel like stepping out of the house, I feel I have a legitimate excuse to skip exercising (Oh, happy day!). I leap at the opportunity to turn into a couch potato and spend the rest of my day in front of the T.V.

But one fine day, my boss just had to go and ruin my bliss. He handed out exercise mats and pedometers to all the employees and gave us all some good news (at least that’s what he thought it was). He happily informed us that research proves that when your employees exercise, it reduces absenteeism and improves the quality of work. Yoga in particular provides mental AND physical relaxation so, according to him, it’s the perfect exercise for us. So a friend of his, who is a hot-shot yoga instructor, was going to come in once a week and give us lessons free of charge. At that moment, I could actually see all my exercise-free days jumping out the window.

So, if your organization is looking for ways to get your employees to exercise, too, then Absorbent, Ink. has got you covered. Exercise and yoga mats and pedometers will definitely give your employees a push in the right (??) direction.

Oh, in case you are wondering … yes, I am still holding a grudge against my boss. It’s getting smaller. Like my tummy.

Still running,

Abby Ink

Whether it be the fear of gyms and health clubs, the boredom of the treadmill, or just lack of motivation, getting people to exercise can be difficult. Promote your business and promote healthy clients by jumpstarting a “Get Healthy, Get Outside” campaign for your business. To help your target audience get started, provide them with some practical and motivational tools that are sure to keep them on the right track.

Promote outdoor exercise by handing out Pedometers bearing your company’s logo and clad in its signature color. Pedometers can also be used to promote the local park and walking trails. This way, your clients can set goals for themselves and keep track of their daily activity while keeping your business in mind.

Everyone needs a little motivation so keep ‘em entertained! Offer a little motivation by providing an FM Radio that clips onto pants or a shirt. This gift will act as a quick jump start for someone who doesn’t typically spend time outdoors. When they are fit, they’ll have you to thank.

Hydration is a key, too! Brawny Water Bottles displaying your company’s name will not only be great exposure for you but will also greatly reduce the use of plastic water bottles, significantly impacting the environment.

Paris Hilton has announced that she wants to clean up her image. We wish her the best of luck and in order to honor this momentous event, we have some ideas to help everyone celebrate.

Toothbrushes and dental floss: in order to clean up her mouth and perhaps rid her of the phrase “That’s hot.”

Health and beauty gift sets: in order for her to clean up her act, she’s going to have to learn to take it easy and find new ways to relax other than bar hopping.

Wine Gifts: in order for her to host a more sophisticated group of friends. She’s going to need a more sophisticated drink than her former friends were into.

Hilton says that in addition to cleaning up her act, she will use her celebrity status for good. She plans to go to Rwanda in order to raise awareness of the struggles in the African country. We have products that will help her while she’s there as well.

First aid kits: in order to treats those scratches she’s bound to get from wearing those short skirts in nature.

Hand Sanitizer: in order to keep her hands clean without running water.

Back packs: in order for her to keep her dog with her at all times, and protect him from the elements.

We wish Miss Hilton all the luck in the world cleaning up her image. We can’t wait to see what she does next. See you on “Access Hollywood,” Paris, best wishes!