Did You Say Chuck Norris?
June 29th, 2009 by Abby InkChuck Norris – America’s own personal hero. I don’t know when Chuck Norris jokes became such a fad, but they did and it is hilarious. Best known for his role on “Walker, Texas Ranger,” Chuck Norris is a keen, lean fighting machine. Since we recently received an order from Chuck Norris’s official Web site, chucknorris.com, for our Dual Star Key Tags, I have decided to dedicate this blog entry to the man himself.
Here’s a list of facts about Chuck Norris from chucknorrisfacts.com:
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch – HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
There is in fact an “I” in Norris, but there is no “team”… not even close.
There is no “ctrl” button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Have you had enough? Probably for today. But thank you, Chuck Norris, for choosing Absorbent, Ink. as your promotional products provider! We can all learn a thing or two from Chuck.
Love,
Abby Ink.
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June 29th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
June 29th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
June 29th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Chuck Norris is no Jack Bauer! Jack is the MAN!!!
June 30th, 2009 at 7:12 am
Chuck Who? What about Rambo? He ordered those cool bandannas with a custom imprint of all his movies in various colors
July 15th, 2009 at 6:51 am
Chuck Norris is king. I wonder who would win between Chuck and Rambo. That would be an interesting one.
Everbody knows and likes Chuck from Walker Texas Ranger. Me, I am more of a fan from that classic scene in Dodgeball. You just know he is going to give them the thumbs up. ‘Thank you Chuck Norris’, ‘Anytime Peter’. Pure genius.
Good fun post. That is what I like to see.
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October 20th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Ha-ha! Ma favorite: “Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch – HE decides what time it is”. I might start saying it about myself.
January 2nd, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch – HE decides what time it is.
Love that one
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March 10th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
“Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch – HE decides what time it is”.
Love it too!
Though this is my favorite:
“Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open” .
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