Top Promo Products Lindsay Lohan Will Need in JailJuly 24th, 2007 by jacinta
Scary, I know. It looks like she’s been skiing or something. Anyways, there’s a good chance Lindsay is going to prison and for probably a longer period of time than Paris. To make her stay a bit more comfortable she might find these products handy:
-a Brain Bounce Back Stressball to help her fight depression.
-an Ergonomic Pen to lessen the hand cramping from all the letters she’ll be writing to her fans.
-hand sanitizer…it’s prison. It’s dirty.
-a chocolate gift basket because you know she’s not going to eat the prison food.
Her recent incident is cause for major concern. Seriously, Lindsay. Get your act together. I’m pullin’ for ya.