Top Promo Products Lindsay Lohan Will Need in Jail
Scary, I know. It looks like she’s been skiing or something. Anyways, there’s a good chance Lindsay is going to prison and for probably a longer period of time than Paris. To make her stay a bit more comfortable she might find these products handy:
-a Brain Bounce Back Stressball to help her fight depression.
-an Ergonomic Pen to lessen the hand cramping from all the letters she’ll be writing to her fans.
-hand sanitizer…it’s prison. It’s dirty.
-a chocolate gift basket because you know she’s not going to eat the prison food.
Her recent incident is cause for major concern. Seriously, Lindsay. Get your act together. I’m pullin’ for ya.
July 25th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Jacinta -
That. Is. Hysterical. Nice work with the blog!
July 26th, 2007 at 7:32 am
This is a travesty. Female celebrities need to stop getting arrested. Before long, every studpid girl with bleached hair is going to be raging around drunk on the road. To add to the horror, law officials will begin arresting those of us who have been doing this all along, because they now realize that it is acceptable to incarcerate people who look like Paris Hilton. They should stop publicizing the fact that girls who look like Paris and Lindsay are badass on the inside before we’re all busted.